Belmont, CA
Riding high on accolades for installing a traffic light at the corner of South Road and Ralston Avenue, Belmont sprang into action and is in the process of installing another traffic light at the entrance of Ralston Intermediate School.
The department of Public works was reached for comment today and have announced that they’re so excited about the improved bottleneck, they have a go-ahead to install five more lights to the existing seven currently in use, just to see what will happen.
“We expect that 2019 will be a banner year for Ralston Avenue construction projects and new traffic light installations. Traffic from Oracle during commute hours has gotten out-of-hand and we’re combating this with a means to make traversing Ralston a very painful experience hoping commuters will opt for more friendly tributaries to highways 280 and 92”.
”Painful?”?? How about those of us who live in the neighborhood who travel on Ralston to get home??
APRIL FOOLS to you too!
Guess that was a touchy subject for an April Fools’ joke. 🙂
Ralston is a bitch to turn on to get into Christian ….the light is way to long…why don’t we have a yellow arrow…when safe to cross…like in Maui….
Adding 5 more untamed lights will not improve the quality of life in Belmont.
No Belmont is NOT your bottleneck. It’s our home… where we’re finally taking action to control the geeks sand other self-absorbed parties from treating Ralston as a racetrack. Yeah for Middle School stoplights! Now let’a get them at Notre Dame Ave!